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PORTAL WEIGHTED COMPANION CUBE FUZZIES

PORTAL WEIGHTED COMPANION CUBE FUZZIES

Inspired by the classic fuzzy dice, this pair of collectible WCCs hangs around your home or workplace, providing faithful companionship throughout the day.

Note: if the Weighted Companion Cube Fuzzies could speak-and we assure you that they cannot-they would remind you that in some areas it may be illegal to hang them or anything else from your car's rear-view mirror.

Specifications:
Soft polyester fiber
Measures 4" x 4" x 4"
(10.2cm x 10.2cm x 10.2cm).

USD19.34 eP1934 Details
PORTAL GELASKIN - IPHONE 4 - APERTURE LOGO

PORTAL GELASKIN - IPHONE 4 - APERTURE LOGO

For every purchase of this sleek iPhone 4 GelaSkin, Aperture Laboratories will donate that money to ourselves to continue testing.
Charity is for grandmas and people with liberal arts degrees.

If you want real results, invest in science.
Or, in the event that science results in the death of half your staff, re-invest in science to get new scientists.

That was just science's way of telling us that your old scientists were crappy.

Gelaskin - AT&T iPhone 4G - Aperture Logo

USD11.60 eP1160 Details
PORTAL GELASKIN - IPHONE 5 - APERTURE LOGO

PORTAL GELASKIN - IPHONE 5 - APERTURE LOGO

This fashionable iPhone 5 gelaskin was originally sold internally at Aperture Laboratories.

However, their employees were not paid enough to afford an iPhone and therefore had no use for the GelaSkins.

None of them had even seen an iPhone, as they never left the building.

They used the GelaSkins as inefficient water trays and unbecoming hats until management made them purchasable by the general public for the low price of $14.95.

1980s Aperture Logo Gelaskin for iPhone 5

USD11.60 eP1160 Details