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TEAM FORTRESS 2 RED TEAM HAT

TEAM FORTRESS 2 RED TEAM HAT

On Sale while stocks last.

Officially Licensed Valve / TF2 collectible

RED Team Hat (Size S)

Did you know that you can buy hats outside of the TF2 universe?
Crazy, we know! We could hardly believe it ourselves.
But we're wearing some right now, and let us tell you, it is great.
Did you know hats trap heat? We didn't!
Our heads are sweating profusely and unceasingly.

It's awesome! And now you can buy a Red Team Hat to support your favorite demolitions experts in the cold light of day!
Light that you won't see, because you'll be wearing a hat.

Fitted, flat-bill hat.
Available in Small (22.5" circumference)

USD19.40 eP1940 Details
TEAM FORTRESS 2 BLU TEAM HAT

TEAM FORTRESS 2 BLU TEAM HAT

On Sale while stocks last.

Officially Licensed Valve / TF2 collectible

BLU Team Hat. (Size S)

Did you know that you can buy hats outside of the TF2 universe?
Crazy, we know! We could hardly believe it ourselves.
But we're wearing some right now, and let us tell you, it is great.
Did you know hats trap heat? We didn't! Our heads are sweating profusely and unceasingly.
It's awesome!

And now you can buy a Blu Team Hat to support your favorite constructionists in the cold light of day!
Light that you won't see, because you'll be wearing a hat.


Fitted, flat-bill hat.
Available in Small (22.5" circumference)

USD19.40 eP1940 Details
PORTAL 2 APERTURE 1970S DINER MUG

PORTAL 2 APERTURE 1970S DINER MUG

Aperture 1970s logo, double sided print.

8 oz capacity, brown glaze.

USD7.73 eP773 Details
PORTAL 2 APERTURE THERMAL NECK WRAP

PORTAL 2 APERTURE THERMAL NECK WRAP

Aperture Thermal Neck Wrap, to be used on moon expeditions in lieu of heated space suits.

Instructions: Wrap the Thermal Neck Wrap around your face and neck to brave the sub-arctic temperatures of deep space and filter any moon dust that may enter your lungs if you accidentally stop holding your breath, which we strongly suggest you DO NOT DO.

Scarf measures 5.5' feet long x 6.75" wide.

USD15.47 eP1547 Details
PORTAL 2 APERTURE TEST SUBJECT HAT, ORANGE

PORTAL 2 APERTURE TEST SUBJECT HAT, ORANGE

On Sale while stocks last.

Officially Licensed Valve / PORTAL 2 collectible

In an attempt to cut costs for the laboratory – before testing was compulsory for all employees – these hats were offered as compensation for test subjects.

Initially, everyone was quite excited. “What a lovely orange hat,” many of them exclaimed.
They quickly realized that having TWO lovely orange hats was unnecessary, and when it got to three they began to feel that someone was being made a fool of, but they weren't sure who.

They decided to go on strike, at which point they were all fired, and their hats were repossessed, to be made available to you for the low price of $24.95!

Adjustable hat with velcro strap.

USD19.34 eP1934 Details
PORTAL 2 APERTURE 1970S LOGO TRUCKER HAT

PORTAL 2 APERTURE 1970S LOGO TRUCKER HAT

On Sale while stocks last.

Officially Licensed Valve / PORTAL 2 collectible

In the 1970s, Aperture Laboratories had a dedicated staff of truck drivers that would collect and deliver goods to the premises.

They each received one of these complimentary trucker hats, which were part of their mandatory dress code, so that the scientists would immediately know what they were and not to talk to them.

This tradition continued until The Great Trucker Rebellion of 1985.
A compromise was reached in November of that year when Cave Johnson reversed the dress code, forcing the scientists to wear trucker hats and the truck drivers to wear lab coats.
After two weeks, no one was pleased, and Cave Johnson fired all the truck drivers.

Adjustable with a plastic strap

USD19.34 eP1934 Details
PORTAL WEIGHTED COMPANION CUBE FUZZIES

PORTAL WEIGHTED COMPANION CUBE FUZZIES

Inspired by the classic fuzzy dice, this pair of collectible WCCs hangs around your home or workplace, providing faithful companionship throughout the day.

Note: if the Weighted Companion Cube Fuzzies could speak-and we assure you that they cannot-they would remind you that in some areas it may be illegal to hang them or anything else from your car's rear-view mirror.

Specifications:
Soft polyester fiber
Measures 4" x 4" x 4"
(10.2cm x 10.2cm x 10.2cm).

USD19.34 eP1934 Details
PORTAL GELASKIN - IPHONE 4 - APERTURE LOGO

PORTAL GELASKIN - IPHONE 4 - APERTURE LOGO

For every purchase of this sleek iPhone 4 GelaSkin, Aperture Laboratories will donate that money to ourselves to continue testing.
Charity is for grandmas and people with liberal arts degrees.

If you want real results, invest in science.
Or, in the event that science results in the death of half your staff, re-invest in science to get new scientists.

That was just science's way of telling us that your old scientists were crappy.

Gelaskin - AT&T iPhone 4G - Aperture Logo

USD11.60 eP1160 Details
PORTAL GELASKIN - IPHONE 5 - APERTURE LOGO

PORTAL GELASKIN - IPHONE 5 - APERTURE LOGO

This fashionable iPhone 5 gelaskin was originally sold internally at Aperture Laboratories.

However, their employees were not paid enough to afford an iPhone and therefore had no use for the GelaSkins.

None of them had even seen an iPhone, as they never left the building.

They used the GelaSkins as inefficient water trays and unbecoming hats until management made them purchasable by the general public for the low price of $14.95.

1980s Aperture Logo Gelaskin for iPhone 5

USD11.60 eP1160 Details
HALF-LIFE 2 DOG COPILOT BUMPER STICKER

HALF-LIFE 2 DOG COPILOT BUMPER STICKER

DOG COPILOT BUMPER STICKER

The DOG vinyl bumper stickers measures 3" x 11"

USD4.08 eP408 Details
HALF-LIFE 2 BLACK MESA HANG TAG PARKING PASS

HALF-LIFE 2 BLACK MESA HANG TAG PARKING PASS

Black Mesa Hang Tag Parking Permit.

Individually numbered.

"DELIVERING THE FUTURE"
Printed on reverse side at a height to hang below most rear-view mirrors.

USD7.14 eP714 Details
HALF-LIFE 2 LAMBDA DECAL, ORANGE

HALF-LIFE 2 LAMBDA DECAL, ORANGE

HL2 Lambda decal.

Color: Orange
Size: 4" x 3.4"

USD6.12 eP612 Details
HALF-LIFE 2 BLACK MESA PINT GLASS (WHITE)

HALF-LIFE 2 BLACK MESA PINT GLASS (WHITE)

Black Mesa Research Facility Logo
Back: Delivering the Future

16 oz. capacity

USD12.96 eP1296 Details
HALF-LIFE 2 BLACK MESA PINT GLASS (BLACK)

HALF-LIFE 2 BLACK MESA PINT GLASS (BLACK)

Black Mesa Research Facility logo
Back: Delivering the Future

16 oz. capacity

USD12.96 eP1296 Details
LEFT 4 DEAD 2 MIDNIGHT RIDERS PATCH

LEFT 4 DEAD 2 MIDNIGHT RIDERS PATCH

L4D2 - Midnight Riders Patch
6" x 2.69"
Heat seal backing.

USD5.27 eP527 Details
LEFT 4 DEAD 2 TANK PLUSH

LEFT 4 DEAD 2 TANK PLUSH

The L4D2 Tank Plush is now available.
The L4D2 Tank Plush is 13" tall and features 10 in-game sound samples from Left 4 Dead 2.
The Tank sound module requires 3 AAA batteries, not included.

USD26.45 eP2645 Details
DOTA 2 NATURE'S PROPHET PLUSH

DOTA 2 NATURE'S PROPHET PLUSH

Nature's Prophet 12" plush

*Includes exclusive in-game unlock for Nature's Prophet:

Flowering Treant -
What appears to be a beautiful blossom is in fact the motile form of a cordyceps fungus which has infested the poor plant. It is still under the control of Nature's Prophet, but the ultimate outcome for the infected treant is far from pleasant.

USD30.23 USD11.62 eP1162 Details
LEFT 4 DEAD 2 BOOMER PLUSH

LEFT 4 DEAD 2 BOOMER PLUSH

He's spherical! He belches! He is covered in tumors! He looks awfully happy all things considered. Introducing the plush version of the Boomer special infected, complete with 10 in-game Boomer sounds from Left 4 Dead 2. The Boomer plush is 13" tall and his arms are 13" across. (Requires 3 AAA Batteries, not included).
Designed by Alexandria Neonakis, the designer behind the TF2, L4D and L4D2 holiday greeting cards.
He'll soon be joined by other plush special infected to wreak havoc upon your toy collection!

USD26.45 eP2645 Details