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PORTAL WEIGHTED COMPANION CUBE FUZZIES

PORTAL WEIGHTED COMPANION CUBE FUZZIES

Inspired by the classic fuzzy dice, this pair of collectible WCCs hangs around your home or workplace, providing faithful companionship throughout the day.

Note: if the Weighted Companion Cube Fuzzies could speak-and we assure you that they cannot-they would remind you that in some areas it may be illegal to hang them or anything else from your car's rear-view mirror.

Specifications:
Soft polyester fiber
Measures 4" x 4" x 4"
(10.2cm x 10.2cm x 10.2cm).

USD19.34 eP1934 Details
PORTAL GELASKIN - IPHONE 4 - APERTURE LOGO

PORTAL GELASKIN - IPHONE 4 - APERTURE LOGO

For every purchase of this sleek iPhone 4 GelaSkin, Aperture Laboratories will donate that money to ourselves to continue testing.
Charity is for grandmas and people with liberal arts degrees.

If you want real results, invest in science.
Or, in the event that science results in the death of half your staff, re-invest in science to get new scientists.

That was just science's way of telling us that your old scientists were crappy.

Gelaskin - AT&T iPhone 4G - Aperture Logo

USD11.60 eP1160 Details
PORTAL GELASKIN - IPHONE 5 - APERTURE LOGO

PORTAL GELASKIN - IPHONE 5 - APERTURE LOGO

This fashionable iPhone 5 gelaskin was originally sold internally at Aperture Laboratories.

However, their employees were not paid enough to afford an iPhone and therefore had no use for the GelaSkins.

None of them had even seen an iPhone, as they never left the building.

They used the GelaSkins as inefficient water trays and unbecoming hats until management made them purchasable by the general public for the low price of $14.95.

1980s Aperture Logo Gelaskin for iPhone 5

USD11.60 eP1160 Details
HALF-LIFE 2 DOG COPILOT BUMPER STICKER

HALF-LIFE 2 DOG COPILOT BUMPER STICKER

DOG COPILOT BUMPER STICKER

The DOG vinyl bumper stickers measures 3" x 11"

USD4.08 eP408 Details
HALF-LIFE 2 BLACK MESA HANG TAG PARKING PASS

HALF-LIFE 2 BLACK MESA HANG TAG PARKING PASS

Black Mesa Hang Tag Parking Permit.

Individually numbered.

"DELIVERING THE FUTURE"
Printed on reverse side at a height to hang below most rear-view mirrors.

USD7.14 eP714 Details
HALF-LIFE 2 LAMBDA DECAL, ORANGE

HALF-LIFE 2 LAMBDA DECAL, ORANGE

HL2 Lambda decal.

Color: Orange
Size: 4" x 3.4"

USD6.12 eP612 Details
HALF-LIFE 2 BLACK MESA PINT GLASS (WHITE)

HALF-LIFE 2 BLACK MESA PINT GLASS (WHITE)

Black Mesa Research Facility Logo
Back: Delivering the Future

16 oz. capacity

USD12.96 eP1296 Details
HALF-LIFE 2 BLACK MESA PINT GLASS (BLACK)

HALF-LIFE 2 BLACK MESA PINT GLASS (BLACK)

Black Mesa Research Facility logo
Back: Delivering the Future

16 oz. capacity

USD12.96 eP1296 Details
LEFT 4 DEAD 2 MIDNIGHT RIDERS PATCH

LEFT 4 DEAD 2 MIDNIGHT RIDERS PATCH

L4D2 - Midnight Riders Patch
6" x 2.69"
Heat seal backing.

USD5.27 eP527 Details
LEFT 4 DEAD 2 TANK PLUSH

LEFT 4 DEAD 2 TANK PLUSH

The L4D2 Tank Plush is now available.
The L4D2 Tank Plush is 13" tall and features 10 in-game sound samples from Left 4 Dead 2.
The Tank sound module requires 3 AAA batteries, not included.

USD26.45 eP2645 Details
DOTA 2 NATURE'S PROPHET PLUSH

DOTA 2 NATURE'S PROPHET PLUSH

Nature's Prophet 12" plush

*Includes exclusive in-game unlock for Nature's Prophet:

Flowering Treant -
What appears to be a beautiful blossom is in fact the motile form of a cordyceps fungus which has infested the poor plant. It is still under the control of Nature's Prophet, but the ultimate outcome for the infected treant is far from pleasant.

USD30.23 USD11.62 eP1162 Details
LEFT 4 DEAD 2 BOOMER PLUSH

LEFT 4 DEAD 2 BOOMER PLUSH

He's spherical! He belches! He is covered in tumors! He looks awfully happy all things considered. Introducing the plush version of the Boomer special infected, complete with 10 in-game Boomer sounds from Left 4 Dead 2. The Boomer plush is 13" tall and his arms are 13" across. (Requires 3 AAA Batteries, not included).
Designed by Alexandria Neonakis, the designer behind the TF2, L4D and L4D2 holiday greeting cards.
He'll soon be joined by other plush special infected to wreak havoc upon your toy collection!

USD26.45 eP2645 Details